looney
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Joined: 07 Mar 2008
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Location: Hertfordshire, UK
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 Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:15 am Post subject: BBQ |
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We are about to enter the BBQ season. It is therefore important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are set in motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill...beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the 3m exclusion zone where the testosterone-related exuberance and other male bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips over the meat.
Important again:
( 8 ) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes, whilct the man entertains the guests...beer in hand.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his culinary efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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